"Okay Marge, it's your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore."
-- Homer Simpson

Well, I wanted to be an a$$hole, but all the TV pundit jobs were taken.


I came away wondering, if I was ever to meet Tucker Carlson, if I would have the guts to actually strike him, or if I would wimp out and merely throw a drink in his face. Now Ann Coulter on the other hand…

3 Responses to “Well, I wanted to be an a$$hole, but all the TV pundit jobs were taken.”

  1. They re-elect Bush but think that we’re retarded? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

    On another note, I love how it is always our fault for “letting” islamic terrorists into the US – it’s their customs and immigration people that are responsible for this, their jurisdiction – their screw-up!

  2. I’ve always ‘harped’ on that point as well. But maybe that crackpot is suggesting they sneak across away from checkpoints, or brazenly move the pylon out of the way for a nighttime road crossing.

    It’s also possible that the Amerrrcans are disappointed that we didn’t join them in a kind of ‘fortress North America’ or something.

  3. Senator Cracker gave McKenna his public apology yesterday, btw.

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