"Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous."
-- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

The hail storm tumbles, The rail line rumbles…

“Well, Good Friday is the day Jesus died and we call it Good because He died for our sins and we uh… needed that. And now, every Easter Jesus comes out of his cave and if he sees his shadow we get another year of debauchery.”

-Brett

One Response to “The hail storm tumbles, The rail line rumbles…”

  1. this is hilarious BogMan! :)

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