"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
-- Homer Simpson

I wanna be a merchandising whore…

OK, we need to come up with a bunch of buzzphrases and graphics, so that we can open a store!

Here’s a start:

  • people = idiots
  • Neither a lender nor an idiot be
  • Don’t worry, I’m an idiot, too

Think we can get this done in time for the Christmas rush? :-)

2 Responses to “I wanna be a merchandising whore…”

    • …at least!
    • Yes, you too!
    • Yup, me too!
    • Don’t make me say it again!
    • Some exclusions and restrictions may apply.
    • Say it!
    • Say it. Rinse. Repeat.
    • All of them!
    • Except maybe for the super-idiots.
    • If u cn rd ths u r AN IDIOT!
    • If you can read this you are an idiot.
  1. A few tomatoes shy of thick sauce.

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