"Brace yourselves gentlemen.. according to the Gascromatigraph... the secret ingredient is..... love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?"
-- Professor Frink

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here

Well, the writing’s been on the wall for a while, but I think it’s time to finally call it: this blog is now dead.  I’m about to export the content to a static archive (so we can peruse our brilliant words in perpetuity), but from now on, you won’t be able to comment, and I’m guessing the search won’t work either.

This was a lot of fun to play with, and I hope others had fun here as well.  See you on the interwebs!  While you’re out there, check out my Tumblr: http://autotrophs-began-to-drool.tumblr.com